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The land by the sea,
or how to dance the Purk

"Are you ready for this journey? I'm sorry but you don't have a choice. Do the best you can and try to not spit on your neighbour."

The famous duo had once again come to the Kingdom. Soo many preparations used to be made before their arrival. They where famous, and they knew that everyone would obey their every need, so they had made a habit out of making the most riddiculus requests. A part of it was just to see how much they could get away with, but another part of it was that they really believed that they deserved this treatment. Feel like a star, and everyone will make it happen. But every year that they came to Purk they made up new requests, so the ones from last year where just stupid to remember since they would instead punish you if you tried to please them with an old rule. Siers had for many years tried to forsee what the duo would like to have, but they where forced to stop after the accident...
So the Kingdom of Purk just stopped preparing, because why would you want to make a three stories high porktower in advance if you only would have to set it on fire because it had the wrong pork? It was best for everyone to just listen and trying to avoid eyecontact. Some people just need special treatment, and other people are there to make it happen. We can't all get to live in a shoe-shaped tower with a garage in the left shoe lace. Deal with it.